sucm:

why he lick me

sucm:

why he lick me

jerkofficial:

jerkofficial:

lets play a game, guess what im eating

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The Neighbourhood - Sweater Weather (Acoustic)
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viridians:

Sweater Weather (Acoustic) | The Neighbourhood

i like the acoustic better than the original. it was how i imagined how this song should’ve sounded the first time I heard it.

esteljune:

Playing video games while someone else’s watching

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liliumgrey:

This is beautiful.

killadamsandler88888888888888999:

like ten years ago i drew a comic strip entitled “if the president were a moth” in which the president is a human sized moth watching the olympics and when they light the torch it flies off in pursuit of it and then two cia guys stand up and shout “MR. PRESIDENT!!!!!!!” i was really ahead of my time

coolator:

L is for the Letter L

O is for the Omelette in my sheets

V is very very 

Egg

officialprincewilliam:

are you sick of washing your underpants every goddamned week? i should fucking hope so what a pain in the ass. wouldn’t you like to just not worry about washing your grimy undies for a whole shitstain-free year? well stick a dryer sheet up my butt because you’re in luck. for just 4,000 motherfucking dollars you can forget about touching that ass-cloth for 365 glorious days. every day is a fresh new day for your hairy butt cheeks. and once 2015 rolls around, you’ll have a years worth of dirty underwear to wash you piece of shit.

officialprincewilliam:

are you sick of washing your underpants every goddamned week? i should fucking hope so what a pain in the ass. wouldn’t you like to just not worry about washing your grimy undies for a whole shitstain-free year? well stick a dryer sheet up my butt because you’re in luck. for just 4,000 motherfucking dollars you can forget about touching that ass-cloth for 365 glorious days. every day is a fresh new day for your hairy butt cheeks. and once 2015 rolls around, you’ll have a years worth of dirty underwear to wash you piece of shit.

wayward-swagabond:

dannyrandy:

i am constantly amazed by straight dudes but not in like a good way

#whats next#bronal sex?#bronetration?#brorgasm?#oh yeah bro. u just hit my brostate. i love how ur brock feels in my assbrole
another-pokemon-kid:

pixalry:

All Out Brawl - Created by Paperbeatsscissors

Ssb

another-pokemon-kid:

pixalry:

All Out Brawl - Created by Paperbeatsscissors

Ssb

trying to convince my friends to go to subway instead of mcdonalds

escapedgoat:

xxvalleygirlxx:

When a nigga call you baby in a deep raspy voice

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When a baby call you nigga in a deep raspy voice

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